December 2010
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Dec 25th
naijaprince: So let us all with one accord, sing praises to our heavenly Lord. Who made the heaven and earth of nought, and with His blood mankind hath bought. Merry Christmas tumblr :)
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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prospective customer to hooker
passenger: what's your name honey?
air-hostess: Mercedes
passenger: Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedes-benz?
air-hostess: Yes Sir! ..... SAME PRICE!
Dec 23rd
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CHILDREN'S E-MAILS TO SANTA...
I’m sorry, but I don’t have a chimney, I’ll leave the cat flap unlocked for you, but please watch out for the litter box! Jon 7 Mommy & Daddy say I have not been very good these past few days. How bad can I be before I lose my presents? Christian 8 Do you know Jesus is the real reason of Christmas? Not to be mean, but he is. Rosanne 11 I’m sorry for putting all that...
Dec 23rd
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INSTRUCTIONS ON LIFE
- Don’t pick on an angry man who is holding a baseball bat  - Never tell your mum her diet is not working - when your father is angry and says “Do i look stupid?”. don’t answer - Don’t ever be too full for desert - Never bug a pregnant woman - never ask a stranger (female) who’s got a big belly, “how far long?” you never know    it might just be...
Dec 23rd
Today's Vinyl
naijaprince: alexschkrutz: Artist: King Sunny Ade and His African Beats Album: Juju Music Year: 1982 Side One - Ja Funmi - Eje Nlo Gba Ara Mi - Mo Beru Agba - Sunny Ti De Ariya Side Two - Ma Jaiye Oni - 365 Is My Number/The Message - Samba/E Falabe Lewe Proud owner of this album.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Which birthday are you in ? →
JANUARY=PIMP Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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The word "swagger" or any variation of the word is...
naijaprince: I hadn’t heard “re-swagger” up until today.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Love actually (movie)
employer: Hello Natalie
employee: hi David, SHIT i cant believe i just said that sorry i meant hello Sir.
employer: (laughs)
employee: SHIT i cant believe i just said SHIT twice. I'm sorry Sir.
employer: No its fine its fine, you could have just said FUCK and then you'll be in real trouble.
employee: Thank you Sir, i did have an awful premonition that i was going to FUCK UP on the 1st day. OHH i said it
Dec 22nd
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The awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer...
Happens a lot in chemistry class :( barbiefuckyeah: Then you realize you’re wrong and you’re like:
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A...
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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I miss those days when everything was done for me. Growing up really sucks, and being a teenager sucks more. 
Dec 18th
 naijaprince replied to your post:  naijaprince replied to… lollll number 4 on the minus side of the Yoruba wives chart so true for my mom —— LOL! Same here!!
Dec 18th
 naijaprince replied to your photo: SKEEEEEEEEEN haha omg where did you find this? Facebook :D
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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WatchWatch
Bend low..
Dec 18th
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Nigerian grammar
- you are here you are there, are you twice? -   - if you de vex, go hug transformer - - what is strong with you? - - can you hear the smell? - - so therefore however i was late - - You no see am as she waka pass? She wear ‘harsh’ color shirt like this. - - why you mach my show for goodness sakes -  - Mummy oyoyo. Daddy oyoyo -  - Shift for me! Dress na - - is it peppering...
Dec 18th
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WatchWatch
BIG FOOL!!!!
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th